Since I didn’t have anything going on in November and December – like – oh I don’t know – Thanksgiving, an 8 year-old’s birthday party, hosting company, Christmas, three new design clients and an obscenely long winter break for my four children – I brilliantly decided to take on a whole-house redesign. Why? Because I clearly have some serious
drinking problems. But the Shermans are old friends. And I am a sucker for old friends. And the smell of fresh paint. And the fact that Sam Sherman gave me a budget, a key, free reign and access to all of the leftover Halloween candy. Sold.
The Shermans fit the quintessential picture: two working parents, a rowdy pint-sized boy, a darling little girl, an old dog, a great yard and a big, spacious house in the suburbs. What they were missing was an updated, functional, clutter-free space that made sense for all family members. The Shermans were, like many of us, still ‘making do’ with some pre-marriage pieces and some family heirlooms and a maroon velveteen blanket that I still can’t really talk about. They were also in denial over the fact that Bridger, three years-old and the baby of the family, was no longer a baby and the crib had to go. Gulp. But they were game for change and smart enough to know that they a) couldn’t tackle it alone and b) didn’t want to stick around for chaos.
I attacked this space like an over-caffeinated banshee for two reasons: I am, according to my know-it-all doctor, over-caffeinated and the Sherman family was going to be out of town for one whole week. There was a deadline, and I love a deadline almost as much as I love a list and a coffee. Now I had everything.
I spent the weeks leading up to the Sherman reinvention shopping online and having pieces shipped directly to the location of our joint madness. The Shermans swore they would not open any packages; not that they had time. They were tasked with dumping and donating lots ‘o stuff. They removed everything from the walls so the painters could come in and work their magic. The emptied guest room was used as a staging area for the project; all the decor items we were keeping, along with those pieces that were being delivered, were stashed there which made it easy to ‘shop’ when the time came.
The entire main floor was painted Mega Greige and the trim and doors were given of fresh coat of Dover White. Then, each room was torn apart and built anew. The job was BIG and the payoff was even bigger. Minutes before the Shermans arrived home, I had my design assistant (Andy Blackford) vacuuming and – I think – swearing, but I couldn’t hear him over the sound of the Dyson. But it was all worth it because that moment you see on television shows where the homeowner walks in and says oh my god I love it is addictive. Like leftover Halloween candy. But way better. Take a peek:
Master Bedroom |
before (sad face):
before (notice georgia’s totally annoyed look because I wouldn’t share the halloween candy):
after: everyone got their own mug – or as Oprah would say “You get a mug! And you get a mug! You get a mug! Everyone gets a mug!”
after (we stole the chandelier from the dining room and repainted it – an inexpensive solution – and the photograph on her wall was taken by her dad):
the before included a crib and a changing table?!
before (notice changing table number two and please excuse the pun):
Family Room |
This project was a blast. But there are always unforeseen problems in the world of home design. Sadly, the painters ate all of the Halloween candy. I believe this was not a malicious act, but rather due to an enormous language barrier but I cannot be sure. Still. It was worth it in the end – even without the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
See you next time at The Neighbor’s House!